Well, I guess this is supposed to be a bio now isn't it?  Let's see,
I was born, I lived, someday I'll die.  Oh, you wanted more?  I was
born in Salem, Oregon on October 10th, 1980. I'm living in Portland 
(still Oregon) right now, in my own apartment (finally) and I'm going
to Portland State University next.  Not that I wanted to go to
college, but it might be helpful to exercise the brain cells I haven't
yet killed.  I was surprised they accepted me, I am a high school 
drop-out.  Yep, dropped out halfway through my sophomore year at the
lovely Agua Fria High School in Avondale, Arizona.  Arizona was cool,
I lived there for a year and a half.  Maybe someday I'll move back
there.  What do I do?  Not much.  Don't have a job right now, but my
writing takes up a lot of time, that and trying my damnedest to keep
this web site up.  I like telling jokes (preferably bad ones, those
are the best), but I tend to have a cynical, dirty, and often times
twisted sense of humor, so I usually piss a lot of people off.  But
that's okay with me, if they don't like me they can stop talking to
me.  I drink too much, I smoke too much, and I never sleep, at least
I try not to.  I'd rather be up doing something than lying in bed.
And I'm always doing something, I can't still for more than five 
seconds at a time.  I love music, can't hardly have a waking minute
without it.  I listen to a lot of rockabilly, psychobilly, punk, 
swing, you get the picture.  My favorite bands at the moment are Kim
Lenz And Her Jaguars, and Reverend Horton Heat.  (Gotta love the Rev!)
Hopefully I'll have links to their websites if I ever manage to 
finally get a links page up.  Well, that's about all I can think of to
tell ya'll for now.  You'll find a very bad picture of me, if you're
interested, below.  BTW, for those of you who're wondering about my
initials, (if there are any of you) my name's SarahLynne, but I prefer
using my initials, don't ask me why, I just do.