How I love that crazy Texas man He's got a style you wouldn't believe Standin' on his pulpit of rock 'n roll Hard livin' and sin is what he preaches Well, I went to see him down in Dallas Oh the stories he could tell I was a sinner 'afore I heard him And now I'm goin' straight to hell!! He's a crazy man in crazy suits Wailin' on his ole guitar Lord I thought I could forget him But I just couldn't go that far So I sit up late at night Hearin' him on the radio Oh, how I wish that I could have him But I never could, ya know But I'll just be happy with Listenin' to his songs But ya know I'll love that crazy Texas man All of my life long written 8/23/98 For: "well, take a guess darlin'"